tell me if something about this is wrong

"How to brew take, bottle glory, and put a stopped in death." I'm not an OMG ITS SNAPE person but I remember that so we'll XD

lol

XD

You forgot; POTTAH

how to bottle fame is close enough

When it said life isn't fair I thought of Scar

LOL

OMG YES

You forgot bullying Neville.

oh yeah...

Yea

You forgot about “next time you do something like this again i will personally ensure that you get expelled

oh yea lol

You forgot "10, 20 or 30 points from Gryffindor"

dammit ur right

HAH YOU THOUGHT!
WHAT IF I'M NOT IN GRYFFINDOR????

Any excuse for Snape to deduct points from Gryffindor will do. Have you ever detected any trace of fairness in Snape's point docking from Gryffindor?

Once.

When? Refresh my memory, please

When Harry uses Sectumsempra on Malfoy. Not that I don't approve, Malfoy deserved it, but Harry did seriously injure him.

I'm not sure if Snape actually docked points for that... I do know that Harry got detention for that, and that was in indeed fair at the time, and Harry knew it.

Yup

yeah i guess so