Ugandan knuckles army

Roger?

ATTENTION

EX-CUSE ME TROOPER! ARE YOU BLIND?! THE F**KING TRAINING SERGEANT ASKED YOU TO GO ATTENTION DOWN THE F**KING COMMENT BELOW!! GET THAT ASS OVER THERE!! HEAR ME, BOY?!

SIR YES SIR?

DON’T QUESTION ME!! GET THE F**K DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!! IF YOU DON’T DO IT FAST ENOUGH, I’LL SIT ON YOU WHILE THOSE PUSH-UPS COMES IN PLACE!!

Excuse me sir

Where is the training mat?

Right under your feet Sgt.

NOW GET IN LINE!! TRAINING IS STARTING!!

Shall we continue? You’re almost there for a promotion!

Sure sir

Alright, the most important.
Respect,

Respect is a way of treating or thinking about something or someone. If you respect your teacher, you admire her and treat her well.
People respect others who are impressive for any reason, such as being in authority — like a teacher or cop — or being older — like a grandparent. You show respect by being polite and kind. For a lot of people, taking your hat off is a show of respect. When people are insulted or treated badly, they feel they haven't been treated with respect. You can respect things as well as people. Saying the Pledge of Allegiance shows respect to your country.

Sir yessir.

Understood? Good, now, the last phase for this session. Combat and breaches. I made it easier because time is ticking, you’ll only answer questions on this one, next time, we will do actual training exercises. Now, are we ready or not?

Ready sir!

Awesome!

Thank you sir!

You’ll know.

Alright, Y breach? Please demonstrate...

Sir! *Lines against wall, while the other one is obstructed due to training reasons*, *Edges closer to door* *Opens and Enters room moving straight, but signaling the rest of the team to go to the left of the room*, *Checks Area For Any Hostiles Or Traps*, *Finds Supposedly None* CLEAR!

What is an X breach? What are the benefits to that breach?

I'm ready to continue sir

A breach that is typically used when you have people stacked on both sides, you enter the room by moving: Left, Right, Left, Right till your entire team is inside , and allows you to clear the room quicker.

Now, please hold. Promotion will be happening soon.

Sir yessir

Sir, after the promotion... what rank will I be?

I was gonna say attention, but considering all these past comments here, i'd rather drop out of boot camp. I still have a community to manage & a comic strip to run.

...

Better get in line and shut up before the DI gets pissed off.

Are you talking me to me, private? Sometimes I eat gunpowder and run, you want that?

SORRY SIR, I DIDNT READ THE NAMETAG. AND HELL NO I WILL NOT ACCEPT EATING GUNPOWDER AND RUNNING SIR.

Now shut up and stay in line at attention!

YES SIR!

You know what? Beat yourself! (Means to do 5 minutes of push-ups)

YES SIR. ILL NOTIFY WHEN I FINISH.

PUSH!! PUSH!! There we go boy!

Half way there

Louder!

HALF WAY THERE SIR!

oh were half way there ohhh oh living on a prayer

im sorry i had to

Why are you here?

sorry.just making sure no one died

Better, not talk on my instructing area. NOW GET THAT ASS OUT OF HERE AND LET THESE TROOPERS FOCUS!”

Pardon me, just pissed off by the new recruits and privates. Forgive me...

Good, never mind, get up.

YES SIR!

Bitch please. I don't have to go anywhere

Lol

Get up! You’re done!

There we go!

Private, do you think I’ll let you SAY ‘Yes’?

SAY “AYE, SIR!”

AYE, SIR!

Alright, private, shall we continue?