Stonk and helth

I ate hand sanitizer once, not gonna.lie, it was pretty good

It sorta tasted like Agave with some spicyness

it stung like crazy...

you are to powerful...#

lol same

...

Yo, I, like, totally did that same thing but with human flesh

same

First of all I'm a girl and second of all............

yeah probably.......

... ok then

I had fake money once, then i got to the principal's office

Helthy Stonks :)

I just ate some watermelon toothpaste. Spat it out because I didn't want to get toxins in my body

Why can't I read the word 'toxins' without thinking about Karens?

See ingredients of a toothpaste. Mine say if any is swallowed then get medical help or contact a poison control right away. Cause I'm a nerdy boy

Oh no

I failed my vibe check ;-;

dID yOu knOw tHAt hUmAn hAnds tAstE LIkE hAnd sAnItIzEr

spelling wrong- not smart stonks

Can you make this a template

I have!

Just search up; stonk and helth

Hey mez

I ate my grandma and it took a week

Did you leave some for me?

Wait... what!?! Bro...

Eat sanitizer and alcohol and BOOM you're immortal...

Is that a Mario reference?!

yes

*claps*

Too Roddy_ricch

She got curves in all the wrong places

LOL

dude she has 3 tits look carefully i just noticed it

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what the actual

Yeah, I saw and it just makes it worse

what the f**k she does