Hai, can someone adopt me? I'm a dog, and here is everything you need to know about me:

THATS THE CUTEST THING AHHHHH

Someone pleez adopt meeeeee!!!!!!!!!(innoccent and adorable teacup yorkie over here waitin' for adoption)

I could adopt you, we have another puppy who you can play with

sure!

Yay

I will adopt

Awww!! So cute!! How would you like to join my family's zoo?

*barks excitedly* ok!

Yay!!!

*finds a random teacup and sits in it*

YAY!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER PUPPY!!!!

Teapup!!XD

*licks paw*

Aww!! Also, you should know since you are my puppy now, we have a pretty big fam, you'll see once Del's finished with the tree.
And I'm engaged, so you should come to the wedding(still hasn't been planned yet, but it will hopefully by next week)

Plz make it a weekend one, then I won’t be stressed that my parents won’t let me get on. And not at 7 am

Okay, we'll try:)

Yay:)

Awww!! So cute:))

(I think she's cuter than me... but that's fine...)

(You are more adorably aggressive, sot that's okay. Like when you flipped my now-fiance)

(ok that's good. I was afraid that wasn't getting across...)

(puppy, that would get across a dead body. you make your points well)

(🤣 That analogy kinda worries me...)

(XD sorry, didn't know how else to make MY point)

(well you did a good job. Have I been influencing you too much?...)

(maybe a bit lol)

(uh oh. Im sorry... Whats strange is im not actually that violent irl. I want to take karate, but its not gonna happen...)

(lol, I tend to have some violent thoughts and stuff, but I'd put myself as a generally harmless person unless you really get me angry hope you can take karate though, it;s so cool!)

(have you taken karate? I took when I was really young. But then my sis quit before I got my yellow belt and I had to leave too. Not many places in my city to do karate...)

(no, I wish. but cool that you did when you were younger!)

UR A PUPPY TOO!!!!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!!!!