It's a super expensive hobby trying to destabalize the US. He gotta be running out of money soon

Wait...what??

It's true. I heard it on the radio this morning. All the paid protestors are working for free now.

Shit, I shoulda went to ours yesterday, coulda used an extra $20. Hopefully not counterfeit

Well, it was only for part-timers yesterday. Soros wanted to cut the health insurance premiums. Typical, right?

Ugh, again with the cuts, next we'll have to declare it for tax purposes so they can get another tax cut.

The memo said "talk to your accountant".

Yeah, let me get to my Scrooge McDuck bank vault so I can hire an accountant. We really have to unionize on this gig.

$20? PER HOUR! Plus bus fare, and a free meal and soda at Denny's.

He only gives fake 20s to 'thuh blacks' willing to sacrifice their lives to make Orange Man look bad.

used to*

I'm not saying that I would sacrifice my life for a fake $20 bill but I'm a wee bit hurt that I wasn't at least asked.

Well get ready for flashback time -

''I got shot at a march and all I got was this print of a $20 bill on a tee shirt because Soros got broke''

Yeah, you're gonna need a tinfoil hat for that conspiracy.

Is this like Trump hiring people to fill seats at his rallies?

And giving out $300 to those pledging to vote for him?

No, just a temporary cash flow snag. Other puppet governments crank up the printing machine, BBRRRRRR.