1. I might have either settled for a jerk or my cousin out of inspiration, despite me claiming to be 99% sure I wouldn't, or I would have stuck with my gut not to get married on imgflip and been an old animal lady(because of Puppylover's hate for cats and my love for both cats and dogs)
Not in a bad way!! You can't really tell, but I should have added a :) because I meant it in a (hopefully) cute and (definitely) teasing way out of pure love for Furret