Biohazard

I shall finally get a grandma!

:)

Oof you realized that

I'm gonna tell you some news but you might wanna be sitting down.

"sitting" huh? Literally what I've been doing all day xD

lol.

Anyways.

Because you're dating KITB, this makes you a great great grandma. Congratulations.

Great StarClan! xD

lol.

So how big would the shipping tree(what I like to call the family tree) be now lol

So big they spit out duplicates of people

So what would be the generations list now then(every gen cuz I just wanna know idk why I do but ok xD) and wdym "complications"

Um I can't name all of them I kinda lost count
Complications, because the tree is kinda marry-your-cousin, if I do say so myself,

Holy crap "marry-your-cousin" what the hell happened here....but I'm not judging the logic xD

Look at the tree, you'll see

holy c**p are there really that many gens at this point

Yep

And complications in the tree

not great great
only one great

Idk

hi grandma

OMG IT WORKED OUT

YES!!!!

:D

Noice. Enjoy ur gf

Um... Ok?

you even approved this yourself! Perfect!

Have anyone in mind?

Nope.

It's gotta be a lady, right?

Yes

Mkay, maximum age? Minimum?

Maximum. I don't know. Minumum. 14 or up?

So, you're ok if your gf is like a teensy bit older than you?

I guess. IDK

Welp I found an unshipped person, idk how old because I think she's off line

Who is it?

Thanks Del :)

:D

yay

She's been off for a long time. So no...

Ok...

[automated message] please hold...

[happy lizard wait music plays over phone]

*Listens to nice music*

KILLERINTHEBEDROOM + https://imgflip.com/user/MS_memer_group

I TOTALLY SHIP

So?

Ok, she'll make a private image I think.

I have a feeling she doesn't know how to make one. I may be wrong

Great!

Ight.

Ye

I guess.

But still go up to her ;-;

Ight

She's not making it

Can you ask if she's online?

NVM I guess

Have you guys talked yet? Is she even on?

Yes. We're dating

MY FIRST SHIP WORKED OUT OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY!!!

Oh yeah. We're having a very good time

Great!!! DID MY SHIP WORK OUT?!?!

Ight. She agree?

She hasn't responded yet. Please hold again

Ok

Lol