HEY DONNIE, FROM UP HERE IN HEAVEN I CAN TELL YOU IT REALLY IS A FABULOUS DAY! ONLY A FEW THOUSAND MORE BLACK PEOPLE LOST THEIR JOBS LAST MONTH—UNEMPLOYMENT MERELY AT A TEN-YEAR HIGH…; THE ONLY DAY THAT WILL BE BETTER WILL BE NOVEMBER THIRD, WHEN YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT NOTICE. THE ANGELS ARE SO PSYCHED!