I'll tell my story in the comments...but be warned

Hmmm. I have plenty but dont remember lots. I honestly cant say now cuz all my fails and thoughts are taking a vacation from being in my brain too long. If I remember one, ill write it down

Haha, okay

One time, when I cooked on own for the first time (it was grilled cheese), I almost had the food finished until my cat, ChubChub (Whipped Cream's big brother) stole it. I still mad at him to this day.

Lol, oof. And Whipped Cream:'(

That was why I favor Whipped Cream over ChubChub

ChubChub :D That's an amazing name for a cat.

When I was little, I tried to cook scrambled eggs, and I did everything right until I turned on the stove. I got the flammable gas, but I didnt get the fire. Atleast not in the stove

Oof, telling this is going to be like weeding a garden that hasn't been weeded since the beginning of spring. Earlier this year, I was getting my stuff to go home. Normal day, right? But then, this guy I maybe-sorta dated at one point but shouldn't have came up and asked if he could ask me something. Like the idiot I am, I said yes, and then he, at the top of his lungs asked me out.
In the middle of the hallway.
Full of people.
And a guy I (might have) found attractive at the time.(but really don't anymore)
Then, he tried to justify it since it was a dare, smh

Omg lol. Thats pretty bad

Haven't heard that one before

So he asked you out again after you had maybe-sorta dated at some point? ouch, that makes me feel a little lucky actually

Yeah. How does that make you feel lucky??

Oh wow. Well, you are lucky. And I agree, but I think it was also the best mistake of my life, y'know? Now I know that I'm not going to do something like that again. But still, even though it brought me to where I am today, I could have saved myself massive pain and anxiety and trust issues had I never even entertained the guy's friendship

Yeah, I completely agree. I've learned a lot from it and I'm a better person now because of it. Wish I could've just known all of it already though, it's my largest source of regret.

Yeah, same.

idk recently tho i was in the car singing some rap song with my buds and i was like a hole complete line off and it was oof (this isn't that embarrassing ik)

It is embarrassing tho.

I was trying to ask a girl out for the school dance and she started it off with "look your a really nice guy". I just turned around and sat in my room watching videos on how to get a over a friendzoneing and eating ice cream. I just messaged her the next day and asked her again and she just said she liked me but already had a date. I just told my friends and they started laughing their butts off. They still hold me to it to this day.

Sorry had to add something. After all these years she still likes me and we are a couple now. But then I moved away and its getting kinda distant. I don't know if she is seeing other people or if I should just move on. Please give advice. Thx. The end

Just keep in touch with her. Glad you are still a couple:) That is a big oof tho:/

Thanks

Sorry, my advice is kinda crappy, but hopefully, it works out!

literally just happened. i put down a fake roach to scare my step-dad and i forgot about it and it scared me and he never realized it

ooh this is interesting

I was putting on a Hamilton soundtrack on with my headphones and then I started like mouthing the lyrics but apparently I was singing - LOUD, too - to the class. My friend pulled my headphones off and told me I was singing and I was loud! I still can't get over it to this day

Oh my gosh, that is me!! Felt that, haha

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