Yo baseball girl

Hey

U wanna play fortnite

Can't, my family's getting dinner

Alr stay safe

You too

*Literally me whenever I'm trying to sleep*

*flashback begins*

*cringes*

*wishes I could go back*

*remembers that one time in fourth grade when I came up to my teacher and asked what the word "spatula" meant*

what?

I was a very stupid kid

You're not and never were.

I didn't know what a spatula was tho XD

lol same, I guess.

how 2 calculate imgflip years

how 2 bake a lemon pie

how to draw a zebra

how 2 get a life

Lol

YAS

YAAAS

XD

Bah bae dop ba baba bayyyyyy

lol

eh last night I forgot how to write the letter Q in cursive. Forgetting is THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEEEE

The circle of FORGEEEEEEEET

Y

Idk my brain is fried

Lol

Lol

Lol

*noises in different language in background*

do you watch greatest showman

Yea

I'm about to do an acrobatic recital TO THE TUNE OF A SONG FROM IT!

That is AWESOME

*remembers when I called the teacher mom, thought she was my mom, and almost followed her home*

*remembers when I raised my hand without knowing that my teacher was already standing next to me and I punched her face with my hand that I was raising*

*remembers when I was 7 and asked my brother out to a dance by accident*

*remembers when I thought that Disney Channel was a secret adult channel*

*remembers when I thought that rain was gods tears, then realized what snow would be and started laughing hysterically in class*

*realizes how weird we are*

*remembers when I thought the hunger games was cannibalism*

*remembers when I thought the hunger games was a cooking show*

*realizes how stupid we were*

Whatever all kids do dumb things lol

*remembers when I thought that you could literally go inside books*

*remembers when I thought that glitter would make me shrink*

*remembers when I thought that cat eye marbles had actuall cat eyes*

*remembers when I thought that train tracks were actually torture devices*

*remembers when I thought I couldn't go on train tracks becuase the front of the train would electrocute me*

*remembers when I thought that Thomas the tank engine was real and he could run through out houses at any given moment*

Yeah I know lol

*remembers when I thought that my friend named Thomas was in Thomas the tank engine, playing Thomas*

*remembers when I thought that paper was a gift from the gods*