"MANY PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME" = VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD.
"A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW" = I JUST LEARNED.
"BELIEVE ME" = I JUST LIED; "MAGA" = MAKING MY POCKETS FATTER OFF THE AMERICAN TAX PAYERS.
"NOBODY KNEW" = EVERYONE KNEW EXCEPT ME.
"HUGE" = MODERATE TO BELOW AVERAGE IN SIZE; "IN FACT" = I'M ABOUT TO LIE.
"HE'S A GREAT GUY" = I WILL DENY EVER KNOWING THIS PERSON AFTER THEY BEGIN TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT ME; "LOSER" = SOMEONE WHO MAKES ME FEEL INFERIOR DUE TO THEIR TALENT OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
"POLICY BRIEFING" = WATCHING FOX NEWS.
"LIAR" = SOMEONE WHO TELLS THE TRUTH ABOUT ME.
"FAKE NEWS" = REAL NEWS
