Back when Herpes Simplex I and II were the big scare, supposedly you could transfer Herpes Simplex I (the kind on the lip) to your own genitals/ass and voila! You've now got Herpes Simplex II
Wait a minute, how did it came from SARS (I) to SARS-II again? :8~)
Somebody infected with SARS wiped his ass with a used Facemask.
Ok, ok, just a wild guess.