planet of the trumps

Seemed appropriate

I am a Merry Trump lover

i am a Merry Trump Lover?
sounds like you jerk off to Trump

How about Merry Trump F**ker?

yeeaaahhhh... you probabaly f**k yourself everyday and night.

fap fap fap fap fap

aren't you seventy or something? If you want to have longevity, I wouldn't recommend staring at a computer screen all day. You should go outside and exercise. Oh wait, you can't. You might die from Covid, Oldie.

Honestly, I don't think old people like you should be able to vote. All you do is mess up the country, and then you get to die while all the youth have to clean up your mess because of the horrible decisions that y'all make (and i'm being nice right now). And your minds are messed up too; a lot of y'all have dementia and that is why you vote for trump.

No, I am not seventy, but I am something. You aren't anything but a pimple on my ass.

Honestly, I don't think young people like you should be able to vote. All you do is mess up the country, and then you lay around and play video games and we older employed people have to clean up your mess because of the horrible decisions that y'all make (and i'm being nice right now). And your minds are messed up too; a lot of y'all have no brains and that is why you vote for liberal losers like Hillary and Biden.

Lol im sorry I was just messing with you. I didn't even mean a word in the second paragraph lmao.

I was trying to show "the three amigos" how easy it was to provoke merryprankster. They obviously didn't have any skill or were just playing. The easiest way is to just call him old. Tell him he's going to die soon.

After all, he is still human. Any human would get upset at these claims. Merry Prankster has thicker skin than y'all give him credit for. He's been called a trumpster for a long time now, and it was a decision he chose to make. That is why calling him a trumpster will not work.

However, calling him old will do the trick, since

a) its not 100% true lol
b) you can't choose whether you're old or not, and Merry Prankster realizes that he is borderline old

That being said, Merry Prankster, I wish you well during Coronavirus times, and hope these tough times will end soon for us all.
:)

I am not " borderline" old. I am old.
I have never denied it. And you aren't doing anything special to "provoke" me...I respond to 99% of all comments directed at me...you aren't anyone or anything special.

I've been dieing since the day I was born....not afraid of it, I came to terms with my mortality a long time ago. You see, sonny, no one gets out of here alive.

By provoke I mean get you to actually reply with a long message instead of a picture like you did with the the others. Means you actually spent time on it.

And it's dying, not dieing.

30m+ unemployed
100k+ dead while he goes golfing

AND you love him
What a f**king loser you are

Congrats

Oh, Good! I struck a nerve!

Says the TDS supreme