I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THERE ARE FEW THINGS FUNNIER THAN HAVING JUST SPENT 2 HOURS TRYING TO GET A TODDLER TO POOP AND 20 MINUTES AFTER TO CLEAN THEM UP AND GIVE THEM A BATH; ONLY TO FINALLY SIT DOWN EXHAUSTED TO EAT A HOTDOG AT 10:30PM, SQUEEZE THE MUSTARD OUT OF THE BOTTLE AND HAVE IT MAKE A FART SOUND AS A REMINDER OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED