I’m guessing your not a car guy.

I couldn't see a car in these pictures, why you suddenly refer to cars?

Cars shaped like sardines?

Cars shaped like sardines, would be awesomely streamlined and very small.
It's opposite day, right?

That's a weird paradox.
If its really opposite day and someone tells you, you don't know if it's true, and if someone says it's not, same thing because you don't know if it's true.

Wednesday was opposite day.
That paradox is only a valid paradox until it is defined somewhere else
so a group of person can refer to the very same set of definitions.
The definition of Opposite day got widely known by Spongebob.
I am not known about it's origin. And we can agree it is a bit fantasy and childish,
as playing is for humans, except when they take things a bit too serious.
I didn't knew for a long time about opposite day until somebody pointed it out.

Damn nice paragraph. I have a feeling that ELA and history are/were easy for you in school.

Thank you. I am a native German speaker, so i valuate this as a compliment.
History, was a PITA for me, because i wondered all the times why we had to learn so much about dead people and their lousy actions. Except the Scientific and for me more interesting parts about people like Kepler, for example.

Your welcome, and I can't agree with you more about the dead people.

I see a lot of potential there.