It’s May 29th, 2020.
You’ve been in a coma
for three months; Wow, I can’t wait to:
Watch the NBA finals,
Go to a baseball game,
See all the new movies,
Get a massage,
See how my investments are doing,
Go back to my job,
Go to church,
Eat at a buffet restaurant, and
Wipe my own butt with toilet paper
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