The mirror image of me can kiss 'itself' in the mirror most anywhere except on the elbow. One must presume the following axiom. The mirror image of me is equivalent to 'myself' aka yourself. This is because myself out of the mirror must be myself in the mirror in order for myself in the mirror to be referred to as yourself. That is all verifiable with the language you have used in the meme. Therefore from the axiom your assertion is false. Myself outside the mirror kissing myself on the hand implies myself in the mirror kisses myself on the hand. So you have kissed yourself in the mirror on your hand.