Oh my gosh. We have a retreat we go to with Fr. Kevin Barrett (He’s actually pretty well known, so comment if you know him), and he would totally do this
MY CULTURED PASTOR: OK FOLKS, OPEN YOUR BIBLES TO; PSALM; BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
CAUSE I'M A FOLLOWER OF CHRIST
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L", BUT SHE WAS RIGHT