The new DNA/RNA vaccines alter your DNA permanently

Vaccinate ur kids or die

No. Its vaccinate your kids and they die.
There were done studies on the Amish where they knew the autism rate before they started vaccinations and after. It was like a 40% increase.
They are the perfect test group because they literally don't take part in modern technology. They don't expose themselves to anything that could cause an increase in autism other than vaccines.

If vaccines caused autism and were deadly there would be no people with autism

Some people die and some get autism. Others get gulian bar syndrome. Others have seizures and lose 50 iq points.

Then why would vaccines be legal, if they did that, they would surely be illegal.

Um no. You do know how the world works right?
Corruption rises to the top. Many laws have been made including the vaccine court laws which don't allow you to directly sue the vaccine companies. Instead you go to a special court where you prove your child was damaged and they give you a settlement out of tax payer money and the vaccine company never admits liability or guilt. If you were ever able to directly sue the vaccine company they would throw so much money at the court and their lawyers that the trial wouldn't finish until after you were dead.

Go get every vaccine you can then and if you die you can sue me and they can delete my Imgflip account and say it on the news then

So do something stupid to prove you wrong. No thanks. I'll just point out the studies that prove I'm correct.