Nooo-ooone cleans like Gaston, quarantines like Gaston

No one's hygiene's as incredibly clean as Gaston

They need the encouragement,
All thanks to you
(We are so doing this out of order, oh well)

For there's no one in town as clean as youuuuuu
(I know, sorry, but it's the thought that counts)

Yada yada. I think were done now. Possibly. Yeah, next time ppl have to put the song in the comments so we can base it off something

Yeah, definately

No-one stops spreading Covid-19 like Gaston

I’m especially good at self iiiisolating

Who watches TV like Gaston
sits and (not) reads like Gaston

Who makes especially good cann-ed beans like Gaston!

Yes there's no man in town half as safey
Perfect a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose safety they prefer to follow...

Who stays aaaapart
like Gaston

I'm especially good at social diiiiiistacing

My what a guy that Gaston

Give five hurrahs, give 12 hip-hips,
Gaston is the cleanest, and the rest is all drips

Who break hearts like Gaston
Lots of hobbies he starts that's Gaston

noooo oooone cleans like Gaston, disinfects like Gaston