Just look it up.

i can comment any more, imma continue the thread

and i troll you, yes i do

Now its happened once or twice, that you couldn't pay the price
And im afraid I had to rat you to the 'rents

yes I've made the odd complaint
but on whole not been a saint
to you poor unfortunate girl
so do we have a deal?

If I trust you, ill never see my stash of chocolates again
But, youll have your time

Life's full of tough choices, isn't it.
oh, and one last thing...

we haven't discussed the subject of payment,
But its not bad

I'm not asking much, just some money or candy

What I really want from you is your subservience

(annoying little sibling, or whatever you want)
I admit that in the past I've been a nuisance
you know its true when you called me, well a snitch

but you'll find that nowadays
i worsened all my ways

And I wonder
perhaps we'll see

offended, made light, and tried to ditch.
True? Yes.

and fortunately a know a little pranking
a talent i always have possessed

My dear sister, please dont cry
Cuz I barely even try

to make you miserable, lonely and depressed

Poor unfortunate girl
In pain, in need

You seem longing to be thinner
and you want to get a guy

Do I tease you?
YES INDEED

you poor unfortuante girl...
so sad, so true

you'll come flocking to my bedroom,
screaming GIVE ME BACK MY DIARY

I dont really know it so well. But start it off, and ill try

I can't think of a good topic.... hmmmm...

Literally start it. Start with the real words and ill help you change it up

I admit that is the past i've been quite nasty
they weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch.
but you'll find that nowadays
i've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
True? Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed, pathetic
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Have we got a deal?
If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again
But, you'll have your man
Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?
Oh, and there is one more thing
We haven't discussed the subject of payment
But I don't have
I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle
What I want from you is your voice
But without my voice, how can I
You'll have your looks, your pretty face
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore
Yet on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle prattle for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man
Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead
Make your choice
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul
Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me
Now, sing

Omg!!!! Cool! I didnt expect the whole song! But this is great! We can start our parody now.

i started and didn't want to stop

Haha, ok. I'll start a new thread for the song