HOW MY ENTIRELY RATIONAL, PLAUSIBLE, COGENT, CONSISTENT, AGENDA-EXPLAINING, EVIDENCE-BASED
CONSPIRACY EXPLANATIONS SOUND TO THOSE WHO BLINDLY AND IMPLICITLY TRUST THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA:; "Well, a powerful sorcerer who gave himself over to an ancient entity, can bend the very laws of physics, tried very hard to kill me, but I left him chained up in Greenwich Village, and the quickest way back there is through a dimensional gateway that I opened up in the mop closet."