Baconman makes his appearance!

Here is some bacon for baconman

hey there dannyhogan.

Hello

*me eating bacon right now as I’m reading this*

[Two corrupted minions walk by]
1: (sniff) do you smell that?
2: what?
1:Smells like... BACON!
2: Theres some bacon right on that tree stump, but we need to-
(CHOMP!)
2: You idiot! Why did you do that
1: I haven't had bacon for months, and I was hungry...
2:What if that had unforseen consequnces.
1:Here, I'll leave a note saying we ate this bacon.
(LATER...)
Baconman: [yawn.] Well! todays a great day to eat my bacon that I left on a tree stump in the open.
(walks outside of his house.) Boy, I sure hope nobody ate it... WHERES MY BACON! (Sees note.)
(LATER)
1: Say, do you hear that?
2:Hear wh-
BM: GIB ME ME BOCAN! (murders them) Let that be a lesson to those who touch MY bacon.

I can tassste this imagee..

it's an oc.

Yeah, but too much bacon, according to Abridged Trunks from TeamFourStar’s Dragon Ball Z Abridged, can cause death. Bacon has too much cholesterol in it.

But this guy gets his strength from eating bacon. He is like Popeye, but instead of eating spinach, he gets his strength from eating bacon.

True, but my point - well, uh, Trunks’ point - still stands.

Someone should givve him Beef Jerky Man as a sidekick