I'M PLEASED TO TELL YOU THAT THE INGREDIENTS FOR ONE OF THESE PIZZA'S ARE 500 ML OF MILK, 600 GRAMS OF FLOUR, 300 GRAMS OF CHEDDAR CHEESE THAT'S BEEN PARTIALLY EATEN BY A DOG, PIG SKIN FOR THE PIZZA CRUST, 1 RAT GENTLY HIDDEN INSIDE THE PIZZA CRUST AND AN ENGLISH WOMAN'S BUTT PRINTS ALL OVER THE PIZZA. I ASSUME THE ENGLISH LADIES ARE YOUR RELATIVES AS I CAN'T IMAGINE ANY OTHER WOMAN DEFILING A PIZZA LIKE THAT I ASSUME THE ENGLISH LADIES ARE YOUR RELATIVES AS I CAN'T IMAGINE ANY OTHER WOMAN DEFILING A PIZZA LIKE THAT; NO PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT, I LOVE YOU! PLEASE COME WORK AT MY PIZZA COMPANY, WE NEED YOUR BUTT PRINTS TO GIVE THE PIZZA A BETTER TASTE AND MAKE THEM SEXY, I GET DOWN ON MY HANDS AND KNEES AND BEG YOUR WOMANLY MOTHERLY MIND TO MAKE OUR PIZZA'S!
