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Yar may I have some of thar ham! I be a cannibal ye see her

And how you want it cooked

On the verge of bursting into flames, mate

aAuUgH!!!

Don't serve me please
Unless...

Well we have HAM

But you are serving breakfast and I may be seen as breakfast and so I'm scared

No ye won't

YeS I dO

Arr, might I have some of thar EGGS?

How you want em cooked

How do ye serve em?

Raw, scrambled, over easy, and boiled

I'll take em raw, please. A builder needs her strength

*serves pirate_melon_ a raw EGG*

Thank ye, Pirate-Cook-cronch

Ye welcome

NO! BLOB HAS BEEN DEFEATED!

ye sir

I'll have scrambled EGG

* serves TheRedditPirate scrambled EGG* Here ye go

Thanks, Matey