I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT TODAY THE TOP BRITISH SCIENTISTS HAVE DEVELOPED A WAY TO TRANSPORT THE ENTIRE ISLAND OF GREAT BRITAIN ANYWHERE IN THE OCEAN! THIS WILL HELP PROTECT BRITAIN AND PROVIDE A MORE WIDER VARIETY OF GREAT WEATHER FOR BRITISH PEOPLE! AS FRENCH PRESIDENT, I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THE MOVEMENT OF THE ISLAND OF BRITAIN UNACCEPTABLE, PATHETIC, DIRTY AND STUPID. MY FIRST ACT AS PRIME MINISTER USING THE ISLAND MOVING TECHNOLOGY WILL BE TO MOVE BRITAIN ONTO FRANCE
