LE'TS BUILD A BRIDGE FROM SCOTLAND TO NORTHERN IRELAND! OUR SEXY ISLAND KNOWN AS BRITAIN LOVES US DEARLY! I HAVE A MIND MADE BY MERLIN IN THE MID 5TH CENTURY DURING THE ANGLO-SAXON INVASIONS AS MERLIN WANTED A SYMBOLIC MIND FOR BRITAIN DURING THOSE HARD TIMES. FEEL FREE TO USE MY BODY, I LOVE THE GENTLE POUNDING BRITON'S FEET GIVES MY BODY AS THEY WALK ON MY BODY. MY RAIN WILL COOL YOU DOWN AND WASH YOUR BODY, MY WIND SHALL COOL YOU DOWN, GIVE YOU A NICE BREEZE & PUT YOUR HAIR IN IT'S RIGHT POSITION. I LOVE YOU! I GIVE YOU GREAT WEATHER! I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE FINE WEATHER I GIVE YOU, I MOTHER YOU AND THE 70 MILLION HUMAN FEET THAT CASUALLY REST ON ME ALL THE TIME! TAKE CARE X
