ok first up: PFFFFT HA HA HA HA HA EEEH...
Secondly, did you know that the human bipolar Inkrian girl, Meghan Ana "Meggy" Spletzer, is an all-out southern-"styled" raised American/Inkrian Human/Inkling whom was the first inkling born ALIVE into an Inkrian/Octarian family tree? Meggy grew up in the city of Inkopolis, born into the Spletzer family, she is Inkrian on account of her father also being an inkling. Her mother however is an octoling. She was raised by her father, Bruce J. Spletzer, and her mother, Alexis M. "Lexi" Spletzer. Bruce is a retired agent from the Squidbeak Splatoon as well as Lexi, Bruce being Agent 4 and Lexi being Agent 8. Bruce was also a veteran of the United States Marine Corps., and Lexi was a retired accountant under the CIA. Bruce assumed their family was incomplete, so 2 years after Meggy's birth, Lexi had another newborn, this time an Octoling, a young Octoling named Jameson Michael "James" Spletzer. While Meggy had a unique urge of competition, James shared the same hunger for heroism as his father. But instead of joining the Marines same as his father, he joined the US Navy SEALs.
