Maybe our chances are better than we thought.

Didn't he say that he very nearly died?

I think so. Im a fast food alcoholic. So im glad he survived.

Why? So he can dismantle even more health services that you'll apparently need some day? Were you thinking he hasn't quite finished making your future worse?

It means, if he can eat fast food and be an alcoholic and survive Covid-19. My chances of survival if i get Covid-19 is awesome. Because im also a fast food eating alcoholic.

I don't think you quite understand the significance of his privileges as a Prime Minister. He got a very different experience to what you and I would have with coronavirus. They spare no expense, every resource, all the best talent, to save his life - and he almost didn't make it.

What makes you so sure they'd give the same service to you?

Some people don't even show symptoms at all.

Yup. Whoever nearly killed Boris Johnson doesn't even know they were ever infected.

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