AN ENGLISHMAN, A SCOT, AND AN IRISHMAN ALL SIT DOWN FOR A PINT IN A PUB. A FLY LANDS IN EACH OF THEIR DRINKS. THE ENGLISHMAN ORDERS ANOTHER PINT.
THE SCOT PICKS THE FLY OUT AND DRINKS HIS.
THE IRISHMAN PINCHES THE FLY, SHAKES IT AROUND
WILDLY ABOVE THE GLASS, AND SCREAMS, "SPIT IT OUT, YA BASTARD! SPIT IT OUT!!!"