WANTED: CONSERVATIVE SHILLS FOR OPEN FEDERAL JUDGE VACANCIES. MUST BE MALLEABLE TO SUGGESTIONS BY CONSERVATIVE LAWMAKERS OR PRESIDENT (ONLY IF CURRENT PRESIDENT IS CONSERVATIVE). APPLICANTS WITHIN 30-40 YEARS OF AGE HIGHLY DESIRED, CONSCIENTIOUS APPLICANTS NEED NOT APPLY. ALMOST NO EXPERIENCE IS NECESSARY, APPOINTMENT IS FOR LIFE. IF INTERESTED, CONTACT THE U.S. SENATE, ASK FOR MITCH MCCONNELL