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Ancient Men vs Millennial "Men"

Ancient Men vs Millennial "Men" | Men,  3100-3400 BCE; Ötzi the Ice Man; Had coronary disease, arthritis, Lyme disease and was lactose intolerant. Hunted, ate red meat and drank liquor. After he climbed up a mountain was shot in the back with an arrow. Still managed to struggle with his attacker, and it took a massive blow to the head to kill him. Died, age 40-something. MEN, TODAY; Mommy, I hope this is the gluten-free cocoa! | image tagged in tzi the ice man,pajama boy,real men vs millennial muffins,masculinity,humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,133 views 13 upvotes Made by anonymous 5 years ago in frontpage
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1 up, 5y,
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Roasting marshmellows | image tagged in roasting marshmellows | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
So it's a choice between mortal danger, making your own clothes and searching for fresh water or central heating, living beyond your 40's and cocoa?

I'll take marshmallows and whipped cream on mine, thanks.
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1 up, 5y,
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lol
1 up, 5y
I decided to comprise and toast them over a fire, that's as 'real man' as I'm prepared to get. 😉
1 up, 5y,
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Fixed it!
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1 up, 5y
Like it, lol!
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1 up, 5y,
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I find your lack of faith disturbing | I FIND YOUR LACK ON MANLINESS DISTURBING... | image tagged in i find your lack of faith disturbing | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 5y,
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Says the absent father...
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2 ups, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
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    Men, 3100-3400 BCE; Ötzi the Ice Man; Had coronary disease, arthritis, Lyme disease and was lactose intolerant. Hunted, ate red meat and drank liquor. After he climbed up a mountain was shot in the back with an arrow. Still managed to struggle with his attacker, and it took a massive blow to the head to kill him. Died, age 40-something. MEN, TODAY; Mommy, I hope this is the gluten-free cocoa!