When the C-SPAN host inevitably has to sit and suffer through some racist honkey-ass whining about Obama's birth certificate

You want to talk about racist...

Sorry if your white southern ass is offended

On the contrary, I was not offended. Just pointing out your hypocrisy on racism.

Well as soon as whites bashing other whites for being racist becomes racist I’ll let you know

So with that logic, since I'm part Hispanic, I can call other Hispanics "beaners" or "wetbacks?"

I think if you’re half (or less), it gets complicated.

—Did you grow up around a lot of Hispanics?
—Do you identify as Hispanic today?
—Do you speak Spanish?

Some factors to consider. Only you can answer those questions