Sooo, you asked for it:
all the pictures of your Ex-Girlfriends,
their useless love letters ( if it were true love, you'd still together),
Newspaper,
Beauty and health magazines,
Gardening Magazines,
Sport Magazines,
Boat Magazines,
...
the go***mn phone book, if you still have one,
bad literature like belletristic crap books,
Mein Kampf, from Adolf H.,
Your old school books,
your old yearbook,
Cook books, isn't that ironic?,
the package inserts from medics,
sliced bred ( just testing if you still read til here),
empty packages of cigarettes,
cardboard packaging from amazon and other suppliers,
Kitchen towels, Kitchen Paper,
Towels,
the old carpet,
Banana peel,
Coffee filters,
the bras of your wife ( wasn't she responsiblle for getting moar toilet paper?),
Did she miss her beauty magazines already? just asking; rhetorically.
Tea bags, garbage bags,
baking paper,
postcards from L.A. ( credits to Jessie had a Picture),
,,, i think you got the idea :-D
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