This is f*cking hilarious.
I can't believe you held off the torrent of "racist" all the way down to the 3rd bullet point.
You must have almost popped a nut holding it in that long. But no mention of Rush or Hannity?
Yeah, you got us all pegged. Go with that litany.
Hit it hard, fast and often. (like I just did your girlfriend)
It will certainly win you those key swing voters you need in November. (eyeroll)
Guys, we better go back to the Fox News drawing board and get Karl Rove to give us new talking points. These liberals are just too clever, they figured us all out. Shucky darn.