Professor Quirrell: TROLL! TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON! TROLL IN TE DUNGEON! Thought you oughta know...*faints*
Professor Dumbledor: Alright, Prefects, escort your houses to your common rooms plz
Draco: BUT SLYTHERINS ARE IN THE DUNGEONS!
Dumbledor: Oh my gosh Malfoy you act like I even care!
