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fruitcake | This fruitcake has a better chance of being JOYFULLY CONSUMED by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie; than Joe Biden has of being elected next US President! | image tagged in fruitcake | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,811 views 14 upvotes Made by Beckett347 5 years ago in politics
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2 ups, 5y,
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Realized just 2 days ago I haven't bought any in 2 years.
1 up, 5y,
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I have vowed never to make this known to the public, and I continue vowing, but I'll tell you. PLEASE do not ever share this with anyone, but I like fruitcake. I don't necessarily LOVE it, per se, but I like it.
1 up, 5y,
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Bought so much of it 50% off after Christmas one year (they had a lot for weeks) from the one store sorta near me (in a nearby neighborhood) that has it, that I feasted on it for months. But alas, I've not been there since last spring when I went looking for pizza rustica which they were also out of.

And no worries, your secet is safe with me

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for a nominal fee, of course.
1 up, 5y,
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Nominal fee? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Okay, the word "entrapment" comes to mind
1 up, 5y
Quantum Leap | RIGHT ON THE MONEY! | image tagged in quantum leap | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 5y,
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IF I ATE IT THAT WOULD BE CANNIBALISM | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 5y,
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You're a jerk!

I called the number on that truck, and some woman named Jenny answered. She screamed at me, "Stop calling this number!"

😂😂😂😂😂
1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
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This fruitcake has a better chance of being JOYFULLY CONSUMED by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie; than Joe Biden has of being elected next US President!