DON'T CALL MARTY FRIEDMAN A "SHREDDER". "SHREDDERS ARE THE GUYS IN YOUR FRIEND’S BASEMENT WHO PLAY INSANELY FAST, AND IT JUST LOOKS SO MIND-BLOWING AND AMAZINGLY COOL WITH THEIR FINGERS FLYING ALL AROUND THE NECK, BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND ACTUALLY LISTEN, WHAT YOU HEAR IS A PILE OF SHIT. YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT."
