Trying to offend people of faith on the most Holy day of the Christian calendar is, of course, hilarious. Though, this comment will not be about religion.
The concepts of zombies and resurrection are two entirely separate and distinct concepts.
In the first concept, zombies are the undead. If that isn't clear, it means not living, human bodies which are no longer alive, reanimated corpses with rotting flesh, etc.
The concept of resurrection describes the restoring of life to one whom was clinically dead. Thus: one who is, again, alive.
In your zest for mocking Christians, you've confused these two concepts.
Happy Easter.
