IF ONLY I COULD POKE
THEM ONE AND ALL IN THEIR
UGLY, SMELLY LITTLE FACES! OH WOE IS ME.
I'M SO UTTERLY
CONFOUNDED BY
THESE FUNNY AND
FRUSTRATINGLY
ERUDITE TROLLS! THEY'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO
KNOW THEY'RE IDIOTS. I DON'T
THINK THEY CAN DETECT SARCASM. BUT ALAS, THAT OPTION IS OUTTA
REACH, SO I HAZ TO ENDURE THEIR
HILARIOUSLY CLEVER TAUNTINGS.