And just like that, the gathering was broken up.

if Jesus was here today and performed miracles, the left would attack him for taking jobs from funeral companies and hospital workers.

well technically there would be no Christians because if he was here now that means he wouldn't have been here 2,000 years ago

Obviously you are misinformed, there is the event called the Second Coming.

the Second Coming is after the Rapture, when he fights a literal war with Satan. i meant the virgin-born, First Coming, casual Jesus

Ok, gotcha

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