And Just Like That

Dear my beloved Syd,

I know you miss me when I don't check in, but fear not my precious darling. I arrived safely home this morning after picking myself up from the cold and wet ditch that I had found myself in after one too many.

Despite the throbbing headache and the strong smell of whiskey still lingering on my breath, I'm still in one piece and with any luck I'll be sober just in time for next week's 'Whiskey Wednesday'.

Perhaps next time you will join me? Although, I do recommend that you bring your own alcohol because as you know all too well by now. I DON'T SHARE!!!

Hugs and kisses
TimidDeer Xxx

Was that you I saw at The Strawberry Hall? ;)

Lol, could well have been ;)

Deer my behoved Timidy,

Although my heart bursts with fangloratasicness spraying everywhere at the news of your safe return to your bottle-strewn abode, I fear the damage to your vomit streaked and matted hide may be irreparable. Sticks in there... rocks... dead insects. I just fondly remember the days when your coat was clean, lilting softly in the grimy Irish winds of MacGillycuddy Reeks near the Lakes of Killarney. The smell was like the heather smothering a hillside, covered with dew. Now it'd make a billygoat retch.

But hey, you could always do the Brittany thing.

You know I'll be there. No chance of you getting Covid-19 slobbering that high test whisky around your gob, like hand sanitizer on steriods. Then I can swig the backwash after you pass out, safely.

Until we meet in Dublin again, underneath the misty streetlights, on the streets, upon which you walk.

All the pompatus of love,
SydneyB

Eew mom

Back from deletion are we?

I didnt delete my account

Aren't you trooper01?🤔

Yes mom, a hacker deleted it

I see

What?

Hello Sydney, thank you for posting. We have a high standard for submissions here requiring every meme pose a thought provoking question such as "Where has her tanned hide got to now?" You understand? Thanks for posting hope to see more of you. Sincerely Kate High Bar the Grate