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DAY 26 OF THE QUARANTINE; I'M RUNNING OUT OF TEA; MY INNER SELF IS TRYING TO GET ME TO MURDER MY NEIGHBOR AND TAKE HIS TOILET PAPER; MY FRIENDS HAVE ALL BUT ABANDONED ME; AND MY TOILET PAPER HAS OFFICIALLY RUN OUT; I'M DONE
