Jesus can walk on water. Watermelons are 95% water and I can walk on watermelons. This means I am 95% Jesus. Probably the same guy.

ok

This hopefully is outdated, the date says July 09 2014

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It's an A Hat In Time reference. In that world, "peck" is a swear word.

oh cool

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