A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

You have accidentally gave yourself a free trial for no things you love broken by a toddler! Congrats!

GOTIKAYT

i need help...

Hm?

with my issus...

What are they?

love issues

can i get any tips?

You only stated your issue, you gave no context. That's like reading the title of a book and trying to know the whole story just from that.

well....she doesnt have any feelings for me after i 'cheated'

Boi.

BOI

YOU.ARE.NOT.APHRODITE.THE.GODDESS.OF.LOVE.

BeCaUSe ThEN I wOUld BE deAD

Demon, you weren't even made then

No shit.

then why did you say i should have killed you 1,000 years ago?

How in the bloody Hell am I attractive?

well....to me you are.....

Hey, in all honesty, you were the one who cheated and got yerself into this.

if it wasnt for you being so attractive that wouldnt have happened

*sips tea*

THIS IS SERIOUS, i NEED help BADLY

Congrats.

im still crazy for you but, i want her more now....

I don't blame her.
*sips tea*

shut up, it was over you too

BuT TheN HoW WOUlD yOU HaVE kILlED Mee

i never killed you, you idiot

So you say.
SUE YONKS

ill keep my word on it

HE SNEEZED ON A SHELTER OF PINEAPPLES, YONKS DID!

i dont like pineapples

Sue Yonks. :P

WHYYYYYY

Sue Yonks.

SOTP

NoT yEt

i never will

lol

AnD You DiDN't uPVoTE

yes i did

GATIKAHOHYT

Uh oh spaghetti-o’s *cOuGh* the baby had corona, so it was worth it anyways

Yes.