A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

You have accidentally gave yourself a free trial for no things you love broken by a toddler! Congrats!

Uh oh spaghetti-o’s *cOuGh* the baby had corona, so it was worth it anyways

Yes.

i need help...

Hm?

with my issus...

What are they?

love issues

can i get any tips?

You only stated your issue, you gave no context. That's like reading the title of a book and trying to know the whole story just from that.

well....she doesnt have any feelings for me after i 'cheated'

I don't blame her.
*sips tea*

shut up, it was over you too

Congrats.

im still crazy for you but, i want her more now....

*sips tea*

THIS IS SERIOUS, i NEED help BADLY

Hey, in all honesty, you were the one who cheated and got yerself into this.

if it wasnt for you being so attractive that wouldnt have happened

How in the bloody Hell am I attractive?

well....to me you are.....

Boi.

BOI

YOU.ARE.NOT.APHRODITE.THE.GODDESS.OF.LOVE.

No shit.

then why did you say i should have killed you 1,000 years ago?

BeCaUSe ThEN I wOUld BE deAD

Demon, you weren't even made then

BuT TheN HoW WOUlD yOU HaVE kILlED Mee

i never killed you, you idiot

NoT yEt

i never will

So you say.
SUE YONKS

ill keep my word on it

Sue Yonks.

SOTP

Sue Yonks. :P

WHYYYYYY

HE SNEEZED ON A SHELTER OF PINEAPPLES, YONKS DID!

i dont like pineapples

lol

AnD You DiDN't uPVoTE

yes i did

GATIKAHOHYT

GOTIKAYT