DUDE, I HAVE A TALKING BOAT. HE TOOK ME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA INTO THIS MAGIC BUBBLE WHERE INSIDE WAS A CASTLE AND I GRABBED A MAGICAL SWORD. THEN A STABBED A GUY IN THE FACE AFTER. THEN I FOUND OUT THAT MY BEST FRIEND WAS ACTUALLY A PRINCESS' REINCARNATION WHO WAS DESTINED TO MEET ME AND THEN IT TURNED OUT I WAS DESTINED TO STAB THAT GUY IN THE FACE. AND YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW CRAZY?