GLOBAL TIMES TRYING TO EXPLAIN CORONAVIRUS'S ORIGIN; "IT'S A BIOWEAPON BROUGHT HERE BY THE US ARMY IN OCTOBER 2019! BUT IT'S ALSO SOMETHING THAT WAS AROUND IN ITALY FOR A FEW YEARS NOW... EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS NO OUTBREAK UNTIL DECEMBER 2019 IN WUHAN. TRUST ME! I'VE SEEN PROOF, I TELL YA!!"