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You mean you're gonna make us wait another day to answer this question that's kept so many people awake at night? Seriously, not sure how this got past the MODS

He gave his answer :)

Neither. It creates an atomic bomb in your body and that's the real reason old people die. Not of age, but if farts

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I agree with the statement you dropped on the ground

When you fart, your gas leaves your body, kind of like letting helium out of an balloon and the more balloons you hold the lighter you get. Farting is like Releasing helium, therefore you get heavier when you fart