THIS IS PERSONA 5'S CINNAMON ROLL HE'S SO PRECIOUS I JUST WANNA PROTECC AND HUG HIM AHHHHHHH

STUP UNIT SPAWNING. He looks like a douche.

Cheez is gonna kick yer' arse, mate-

I thought that said lick...

I'm gonna go stab my eyes out and replace them with animatronic eyes after seein' that, I'll be right back-

Do this

*gets out knife*

To late! I was gonna kill myself anyways *Grabs knife*

*stabs out my right eye*

Thanks for giving me an excuse to get an eyepatch *Stabs self in ribs* *Slowly dying*

*Watches your death in slight amusement*

dafuq

Last words are dumb. Round two *stabs heart* f**k this shit I'm out *falls over* Tre you were a good son and no one cares about me ded except your amusement so thank you.

*stabs out my left eye*

((I'm dead))

*takes all of it and runs*

You underestimate the power of asterisks *Shoots her and takes everything and makes this unnecessarily long and chugs the rum*

Ack- *falls back and shifts into burrito from the sudden jolt*

*Eats her*

I no good but thank

((Ironic the killer died)

Aw, f**k it.
*stabs self in heart*

((Join me in hell))

i have nothing to kill myself with

((You can join me in hell))

((I'M A DEMON, I'M ALREADY IN HELL))

((Ok well you can't die then))

i live in hell. we have maaany cities here but i’m at one of the biggest. here at city linux we have a bigass tower and a hotel!

noice

*stabs self i throat*

((Oh shit I'm in purgatory and they say I can come back as a ghost))

*shugs and sips tea in Hell*

((I'm staying in hell))

*tea evaporates*

*sips tea*

((Is there beer in hell?))

*TEA EVAPORATES*

*hides rum* O-Of course not!

Hey I saw that text in the asterisks so I know there is, GIVE IT NOW.

N-No, there is none!

I'll buy you some tea and foxy pillows and masks and mugs and heck, even a plush. Just hand over the rum.

*gets out rum and throws it all at you*

I caught it *hands over the foxy pillows and masks and mugs and plush* Take it.

whoa there pal, chill out

She isn't gonna hurt you.

i know

ah, other immortals

so refreshing

please actually delet that it makes me want to cut my wrist

CAN YOU STOP WITH THE SELF HARM THREATS

I’m trying to NOT die. be glad for that.

You're kinda sounding like Iwai right now, just not being helpful.
You threaten self-harm so easily and so much it's disrespectful to everyone who actually did do it...

But I actually do-
Wait a minute-

You self-harm?

I kinda have to agree

I know dude.

He looks like if being insecure was a human.

‍

E.

‍

I'm not saying how to do that...

Eww this tastes like shit and human organs *spits* Well imma get more rum.

...

I just killed one of my best friends. Well, I'm going to drink until I get alcohol poisoning,

Help... *is half eaten burrito*

*Brutally kills her with foot* Well that was fun. I guess I am the Killer.

*ded*

I was gonna tell you to go back to your human form. But I thought killing you was more fun

*still ded*

Well, I just killed a demon. Is Ghostbusters hiring?

*ded*

I feel like I am hearing something. Well back to more rum *Chugs it* hAhA

*ded*

Hey, CHeez I killed your girlfriend.

((You jus' told that to me.))

Exactly, he is gonna see this. But to be safe, I'm replying to him.

((??????????????))

Can it be just one? My right one. I wanna be just like you.

((Its one of Foxy's lines from this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnl27bX9Ivg
It's at 1:03 in the video, which he is SOOOOOOO CUTE WHEN HE'S ANGERY THE ADORABLE LIL' F**KIN' SON OF A BITCH SHIT IS SO ADORABLE))

*Turns into optimis prime* I kinda like hell!

Okay then.

Oh you're back from the dead. Shocking.

I'VE BEEN BACK

If he saw the comment- you know what you're supposed to die. I'll put you in a shoebox or something.

((...))

Ok fine. Cardboard.

((...))
*shifts into cat*
YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD, BUT YOU CAN'T KILL SOMETHING TWICE!

Lol this is literally hell I know. IT WAS ME DIO

*shoots self but is still alive*

It only hurts, doesn't kill. *Chops testicles off* see- OWWWWWWWWWWW

*shifts into animatronic Foxy cus' why the Hell not?*
I'M GONNA GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!

This tastes like ebola.

What's the first thing-
Also no he's just trying to do his best helping the Phantom Thieves! Though I DID hear that he has some douche traits... I mean, he did become a shadow...

I think shadows in Persona 5 are created whether you like them too or not. Also no spoiling.

No it's okay it's just a side quest

Hey, Cheez I killed your girlfriend.

WHo-

Ememeon. I just crushed her with my foot.

Kin-ki

Hey she's your girlfriend, not mine.

I wanna get Kin-ki as my Persona...

Why?

Dunno, just seems like a really good Persona
I think you need him for a quest too... with the twin loli- I mean wardens

Like, I mean, I wanna get kinky with Foxy, but I guess that ain't happenin', so, welcome to the club.

Wha-

You said you wanted to-
OH-
Well F**K ME

Gladly~

Oof.

Oof-?

Ow. My LEG-
I have to clean my room but it hurts to walk-
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Okay um... you need to rest your leg, if you forcefully strain it'll just get worse

Then how do I clean my room????????
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

mAGIC

Just kidding you should leave it like this for now, you need to rest your leg

*Uses magic*