Can y'all stop with saying thar', its annoyin' thar' Hell out of yer' Capt'n

I like your original. I'm not talking about Ememeon.

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You know what I'm talking about. Most people with less than 100,000 points are confused as hell.

I AM confused.
??????????????????????????

The legend of memes.

Oh... That one. That was when I made all Zelda memes, which is why I called meself The_Legend_of_Memes, like The Legend of Zelda.

Was there one before that?

Yes, me VERY first username when I FIRST joined was DarkShadow.

Cool! That sounds like one of my video game user names ShadowWarrior

My very first was... Well, you know. It was dog shit.

Oh shit she found out I was talking about you.

Yarr.

Rayy

Lol I was using the search feature and the only thing I found for soup was kewlews template.

Lol, give me yer' soup.

I have soup but not the type you eat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

he drink

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You made me actually screech-
DON'T F**K WITH ME PRECIOUS PIRATE BOI!!!!!!!!!!
Or
ELSE

The FBI is after you. He died when he was under 14 and you are in trouble for sexual misconduct and Nechrophelia with the so-called Animatronic.

I'm happy I surprised a dead child.

I had some of his cloaca while I was at it. Don't think it was the best but if I'm honest it's finger lickin' good.

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The fact that Soup doesn't even have a gender is EXTREMELY concerning to me...

Just because he doesn't have gender doesn't mean he doesn't have normal f**king body parts.

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In WhaT WaY WeRE yOu eATiNG iT?

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ma'am. It's my favorite song and it explains what I was doing quite well.

YOU WERE EATING MY F**KIN' OC?

I was hungry and he looks like bird and I was planning to eat him yesterday because I was craving chick fil a but chick fil a is closed on sunday so I went sleep and then eat soup.

Wait, so now you're a captain, a pirate, a demon, a cat, a memer, and a emo person?

Yes. In short, I'm an Emo Meme Demon who is a Captain of a Pirate Crew who loves to make memes.

could i be a part of ur crew plz?

Course, mate, jus' pick a role. I'll be right back, lad.

can i be both a chef and a powder monkey

Only one role, mate

fine i'll be the powder monkey cause it sounds weird

We have one of em', but I guess we can have two.

is there a chef

You can sign up for thar' election.

nah I can just a random limey

I a, confusion

can I??????

well can I???????

We have two of em'.
This is all the rolls so far if I got em' all right:
https://imgflip.com/i/3txd03

I guess I'll just be a random person who sits around and lives off of rum, limes, pulses, and sea biscuits

PERHAPS

what about a quarter master

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that's fine right, there aren't any swabs right???????????

You can be another Boatswain. We only have one and the roll is pretty big and I think it'd be best to have at least two.

I can be a prisoner turned swab

PERHAPS